What do you do when 5 planets are in retrograde? Well, I wrote a little play about it: Three planets walk into a bar. “Hey Pluto, what ya doing here?” “Some soul-searching, Jupiter. I’m retrograding.” “Me too, Dude. Hey, look there’s Mercury! Let’s go sit with him,” “You’re such a good guy, Jupiter, but you know, Mercury doesn’t really feel like talking when he’s retrograding. And every time I’m around him this time in the universe my stuff always breaks and I swear he steals